OHHHH SPANKY,YOU LITTLE RASCAL!!!Of course he wont remember it!He'll be too busy excitedly opening the ~aluminium-free deoderant I bought himfor...
So THAT'S why you just wouldn't stop!!! I was shouting [b]'WHORE!!!I WANT SHORE!!!' as my screen was filled with the sight of your swaying,big...
7:20am GMT...oh shit...it's that time again when Wank eagerly rolls herself out of bed and comes thundering over to the computer to post her...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: no, just that we know there's more than pimp's cock and...
Are you saying Pimp has a rancid cock or something??? [img] Anyway-just fucking leave your little giblet of fun pumping away at your...
OFFAL!!! YOU MUSTN'T DO THAT WITHOUT TAKING 'GRANNEH'S' WITHERED TONGUE OUT FIRST!!! [img]
For fucks sake,Offal Grrrl...all he's asking is for you to instruct your industrious little visitor to get down from his tip-toes and aim 2 inches...
Cupping your exceedingly large,soft,puffy white sacs of fatty deposits in your hands whilst mouthing 'i want to eat you out',poking your tongue in...
Jesus...what a drunken,slobbering fucking mess! [img]I can just picture her sitting in a long towelling dressing gown,dribbling post-puke saliva...
*off to snort*
...and before you say it,Offal...no i didn't whore my ass for it...it was a present from someone who wanted to thank me for doing all that...
I am slut.I didn't do the retarded fucking test.The coke i got for Xmas is nearly totally fucking pure though! *off to snort*
...no,that was the first time together on speed he did that-for my birthday we had some pretty smacky E's and lay about fucking and 'munging out'...
Where's my fucking presents? [img]
LMAO!!!He always did say he had something for redhaired...'girls' ... Yep!Mr.Ex-FBI sure does get around!I first spotted him depicted as a...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: I missed the start of this thread - Nursey, your b/d is...
JEEEZUZ...i'll need the whole bottle of amyl nitrate to keep up with such ~fine humour!~ [img]
*IRONS UNIFORM* [img]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time: Oh nursey i hope pimp hurries up and fucks you...
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