Look! Mia's learnt another response! I'm starting to get a little nervous considering how quick she is to catch on![img]
Well, i'm sure your going to make a wonderful satanic, nazi, Morris dancing husband for your new bride. [img]
Creepy.
*Thinks* But how will 'Big Ben' continue to instill worshipful fear and adoration in Barry's heart after that?" [img] *remembers how...
That is it. My work here is done. My final goal has been achieved. Now all that is left is for me to go off into the mountains to live out the...
Gasp! :shock: Oh my god...what a total imbecile i feel! Thanks for pointing that out. :oops: MEDICVAC, if you don't mind, i'm just going to...
I think he's beginning to really enjoy wearing that ballgag!
I have been up all night nursing my poor lacerated parasititties, and all you are interested in is asking the whereabouts of some fairytale!...
:idea: I read it. Again. And again. And again. My breasts are now covered in raw weals from where i had been unconsciously clawing at them and my...
Huh! I think i feel a little insulted at how easily Lucifein gave up on attempting to perform satanicunnilingus on me![img] I was ready to summon...
911 on Trial - WTC Revisited A criminal trial is like a Russian novel: it starts with exasperating slowness as the characters are introduced to...
Comes swishing brightly into thread to see all the latest posts...gets as far as Mia's... ...and stops there in stunned amazement as the...
Erm...that was to MEDICVET. You get a kick in the face. :| If you really believed i meant that as anything other than a jo-ho-key quip, then...
Stop that at once oh ye wanton wench of Satan! *purses lips strictly*
Erm...that was to Mia. Sorry.:|
Calm yourself there MEDICVET! :!: If someone doesn't stop you we'll be getting the blow-by-blow account of your increasingly fevered...
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