Ho hum...
Actually, i moan at Pimp if i'm feeling shit. I post here when i'm feeling good. Hmm. I seem to remember you telling us about ending up...
Yeah, great! But a little tip...change 'Harold' to 'Barry', and it'll be sure to generate more interest. :idea:
Well no, actually. 'Condescending arrogance' is what the rest of your post consists of. 'Sacrificing your dignity' is crawling around adoringly...
It may be a rebuttal of you and the arse whose crack you found a home in, but the post is primarily for the entertainment of myself and the rest...
Oh good. The silly, seething pseudettes have had a chance to get all that pent-up frustration and angst out into the open. It does no good all...
No, not really...in fact, pretty much the opposite. Well i'll leave you to it, cause i'm off to bed now. Night night!
Yes, thankyou Reizvolles. I knew you'd come in useful for something. Well done! :x[img] (Mental note: Never take Reizvolles on where...
Tsk! Nine months on and i'm still eliciting such a strong response! And to think that, to me, you're just some boring, pretentious half-wit on a...
Relax, Lucy. I'm sure he'll grow very fond of it once he gets over the initial shock. [img] What other pets do you have under your frock?
Actually, on second reading, probably not.
...but you're right. It was a bit low, so i'll leave Reizvolles' front teeth where she'll find them along with a little "sowwy" note. [img]
Which is spectacular, I think, considering how many tools have no doubt been in the box. Probably not that many by your standards.
You might be right. Don't get used to it.
Ok. What apology? Anyway, nevermind that...who is going to break it to Whipone that the larva of his life has a large, hairy black cock?
No that's called lust, Whippy dear.[img]
Erm...just judging by the context, i'd guess Dingleberry meant 'rat' as in 'grass' or 'snitch', not as in 'cad'.
[img] "DANGEROUS NON-UNIFORMED SERB TERRORIST"
...nor the savviest wart on the cock.
P.S. I'm the author of '101 conditioned responses', and i was wondering if you would mind my including your '9th grade dictionary' comment in the...
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