There are no girls 'like me'. Just me. And i hang around in fugly forum and dark, smokey corners of parties stroking my big, black, shiney Nurse...
Well seeing as you've been impaled by both at one time or another, you tell me. You see? He's not just a pretty face. Meihn Nurselweiner...
Are you serious? Poking fun at people in an online forum is aggression? Give it up Barry. This is as desperate as all your other attempts to...
Speak for yourself, you gimp. I come here to poke fun at people like you.
Well, it's certainly an improvement on "I was invoking the apocalypse last night, crying out to the heavens for it to start. It will be sweet....
...the level of which is accurately reflected in followups such as: "i think we should build a wall round the middle east and let em all kill...
Actually, sometimes it is. In this case, it is a shitheap of moronic, cliched garbage.
Congratulations to Ferine and Dwaine For escaping fates as dried jizzstains And happy belated to whore-boy (that's Schmed) Christ, can't we...
Your car sounds very cosy, Tomm But where would Pimp sleep? Up my bum? And while you rolled your crappy spliff I'd stuff my bong with Temple...
Oh fuck...i forgot about XerxesX and Smiles The Manchurian candidate and the Serb with great piles And Tommy the Mancunian champion of style...
Exactly. And too precious to waste on selfish, weak, shallow turds.
I'm shy.
Look who i brought to comfort you Dwaine. ...you know, everything's going to be ok.
It is indeed a precious treat When Schmed pokes some turdy Euro-peeny That has a porky luncheon truncheon Dangling in place of raw sushimi.
Extraordinary. This is sumptuous, evocative imagery at its finest, the poignancy of which leaves its' readers crying along with the author "oh...
Nah. I'm only a nymphomaniac in Barry's dreams.
Is that what it said in the contract you signed? (The one Rumsfeld used to wipe his behind). And what of that draft that's being prepared...
ANY CRAP WILL DO. Unless it's 'i win'. Dan - he ran. Grim - extremely dim. Dwaine - he's big...and in pain. Chester Grape - get a room with...
It means i'm autistic according to Nicodemus (circa 2001).
Arguing with Heady is like shovelling mud on a pig. You get tired and dirty, and the pig loves it. Barry
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