tsk, tsk Mia! Green isn't your color. Now let's see some of your pictures.
Yeah, I'm pretty shitty, myself...ugh...had a very "nice" dinner with Justin ...UGH, he fucking proposed to me. *shudders*
Ummm...I've been waiting for you...where the fuck have you been?!
[img] Hehehe...ahh, marital bliss.
Well slap my ass and call me Sally! My bad. I often get mistaken for Jewish; I do have the ability to act like a J.A.P. (Jewish American...
I was JUST thinking about getting a facial today! Let's DO IT.
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Mia, I know how difficult it must be to be you sometimes, what with all the jargon entirely too elaborate for you to grasp, so I'll simplify...
Tithing is a Biblical principle. I look at it this way: regardless of who I'm giving my 10% to, I'm honoring God. I do believe in that, laugh...
That new Green Day song FUCKING SUCKS. Man, whatever happened to them? They used to be so good *sobs* OK, I've got to resume studying or I'm...
Before you start acting like the total bitch that you seem to be, just remember I'm smarter than you. Neener, neener, neener.
Before you start jerking off over your keyboard, she's married. I just LOVE bursting bubbles. *pop!*
uHHHH....Horus, Ucicare is Jewish.
I refuse to answer anything until you send me money.
A match made in HEAVE-en.
Fuck no, that shits not real- Now I have to go scan my registry just to make sure it wasn't infected by a virus just by visiting . *shudders*
Bwahahahaha! Yer so sick and twisted. I LUB YOU.
I particularly enjoyed this one, courtesy of Felcher and Co: [img]
It's the Internet. [img]
How wonderfully insightful. :shock: U.F.T.T.S.B. United Federation of Tramps, Thieves and the Spiritually Bankrupt. I'm...
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