Let's do the Horizontal Mambo.
Are you trying to pick up on me?
I'm going to school to be a Paramedic so if that gif was intended to freak me out you've, sadly, fallen far short of the glory we know is da...
English, Damnit!!
Uh, yeaahhh.
I'm gonna need you to come on in on Sunday, mmmmkkaaaayy?
Hey Barry...shhh...over here...*whispers*: if you analyze the text of "smiles" and the ass-clown, you'll see they're EXTREMELY similar...so much...
You're slipping, honey. I guess this means we'll never have sex. sashay, chichi!
It's O.K...I know it's rough that you're in the closet regarding these things, but we'll "see" you through. (chichi!) And don't flatter...
You're a little, little man, aren't you?
I love Office Space.
Let's hope so! *pinches Cecils cheeks* Just because I cheated on the word association game at Dwaines doen't mean you have to be such a cum...
Cristal CHAMPAGNE You fucking dork.
Cristal...mmmm goooood.
Why do you have to be such a fag? Oh, wait, your name IS Cecil. Nevermind. *belts back another glass of champagne*
It's all quite simple, really: they've slowly disappeared with the appearance of me because I have taken over their personalities and have...
However, I should say my Mother's from Scotland. Fraser Clan of Lovat. So half my heart is in the Highlands.
I think "best friends" is stretching it a bit. Let's not get carried away with giddy anticipations of virtuous e-mails exchanged and slumber...
Wait...I wasn't serious about the pox part...but I was about my lubber. O.K, Now I'm compelled to ask "who's Lomo?"
I know. It's tough to be me.
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