I'd love to watch a tornado in Oklahoma...that would be kick ass!
I'm sorry, what? zzzzz.......
Reiz, dear, you're not worth my best effort...that's what some of you here at Fugly don't understand: I don't CARE enough to give my posts much...
Business must be slow...the pedophiles are at home with their wives... :lol:
Again, isn't it past your bedtime?
oh, smiles! :D
You're not the sharpest pencil in the box, are you, hon?
Try looking left, skank-a-licious...I think my avatar is a picture, the last time I checked.... OH! *Slaps forehead* I forgot all ABOUT the two...
It's the internet, darling- nothing's original. But you knew THAT. For someone who demands to be entertained at the slightest provocation,...
I have always been scared of *you*, With your Luftwaffe, your gobbledygoo. And your neat mustache And your Aryan eye, bright blue. Panzer-man,...
Isn't it past your bedtime?
Collateral was Great- although I cringe even as I type that (I DESPISE Tom Cruise). I Love Huckabees was fucking hysterical..." a spiritual...
MAGIC, BABY! [img]
That reminds me of how I stumbled upon this place: Where the fuck did the Section 8 Messiah go?
Pimp, darling, I have nothing against you or Durrr-sey, I'm just being a bitch: I hope you two have a womderful, long love affair -just please-...
That was profound. Yes, let's take a moment of silence and imagine my holiest of holies, yes, even as it qeefes in the face of your abject abuse;...
:lol: YAY! I'm so glad I've disappointed! :lol: *hugs self*
"I get the impression Sassy-man-dibbles may have bitten off more than she can chew, which you can bet doesn't happen often to such a mighty jowled...
[img] SIAMESE TWINS ESCAPE ZOO! Durr-sey, I'm shocked and overwhelmed you'd call me "butch"...after all, look at your forearm and hand-...
You forgot the choker that went with your Lolley-pop Head.
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