Either way, where does she live? ;)
Six hours have passed. Still waiting for said pics. And Fernando, it's quite possible, really... (both that they're real, and that she's...
I'll take the LIVE, bro... I'm glad you'll take the time to slap a little lube on your examination probe while you hold both hands firmly on my...
That's a great fucking review. Keep 'em coming... I've never played the game, but I was thinking "Rambo III" gameplay when I read the title....
Do you save scabs, too? Maybe we can compare collections sometime! Let me go and get my jar (it's right next to the ones filled with toenail...
They're just quoting the Simpsons movie... BTW: I'll have to get Dwayne to verify this one: "Did you know... A ball of glass will bounce...
Shit, I'll take the LIVE... Don't know what I'd spend the points on. Oh, and ship me one of those 38" LCDs, while you're at it (with a custom...
Noooooo... The broad on the TV show had the WIC, but she was there with her friend (and probably roommate) - That's the girl I had the one night...
Wow, you're giving me an extension? My regular doctor only gave me six months... Guess it always pays to get a second opinion! :)
I saw that shit finally! (well, the last half of it, at least) - It's the same woman. Sound asleep this morning, and the phone rings. It...
and yet another one...
One of my personal favorites
I still haven't followed up on that yet... Been too busy lately.
You're right... I laughed my ass off with that one...
What can I say, I try... :)
Shit... That reminds me... Wasn't there someone here a year or so ago that posted as if he worked in a mental ward, but was actually a patient?...
Joe - I'd click on your links, but I'm about to go and have my third glass of *non-light* eggnog, and retire for the evening. If tomorrow weren't...
The only difference here is that when a teenage girl finally comes of age, not only is Dwayne less likely to jerk off while watching them undress...
Geez, are AA batteries that expensive nowadays that a person has to spend more on alternating current from the power company to charge the damn...
I've always been adamant about using real butter instead of margarine, for the simple fact that our bodies have evolved throughout many...
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