Take note, women: Don't have sex with Dan because it burns when he pees, and sometimes pus comes out of his urethra.
Can't say that I have. If it's an Electronic Arts game, I can quickly discount the reason for not checking out the game because of all the...
Um... No. I can't say that has ever happened to me. Always remember, you're the one that supplements your own pathetic existence with...
I wouldn't know. Ha! I've probably got some shit here that even you fantasize about... You're confused (which never surprises me) quit...
I'm well aware of what (rather, whom) dictates property 'values' - I was just trying to stupidify my response in a language that Dan would...
I wouldn't even do that with someone else's cock.
That's the funniest shit I've seen all year.
Lomotil on strippers: "If I wanted a woman to undress in front of me, take all of my money, and leave me unfulfilled - I'd just get married."
Actually, it was the alarms in the shopping center a couple blocks away that went off first. I'm detracting from my own house's property...
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