I'm humbled that someone's first post on this forum was a critique of my nutsack. Quite the expert on scroats, are we?
I hope I didn't just give myself one... Oh, and it's an ultrasound, not a sonogram I'm due for today. Maybe they'll give me a copy of the video.
You just fucking wait until you find yourself breaking your fall with an old-school Kenwood speaker to the crotch. I'm going to chase a few...
Friends, It is of the gravest of consequences that leads me to post the following story. First, let me show you the scene of the crime:...
Again, I'll argue that the fact that crude oil consumption has skyrocketed in developing India and China, the demand for that barrel of oil raises...
It's funny, too... It was George Bush Sr. that first coined that term during the Republican Primaries of the 1980 election, in reference to...
I have fucking loved Apocalyptica every since "...plays Metallica by 4 Cellos." Favorite album would probably be 'Inquisition Symphony' I...
Fuck... I don't even remember posting that shit.
That's going to be my night tonight. Throw in some 800mg Ibuprofen, and the IM shot of Toradol a couple hours ago. Oh, and a few beers, too....
Definitely.
Finally saw it... It's decent. Probably even worth paying to see.
I think the most productive (read:successful) trend will be the development of miniature communities that thrive upon the convenience of having...
I wasn't being facetious.
...and the humor just keeps writing itself! :) Great pic... I'd hate to be at the tail end of that joke, though...
That was pretty funny... A few years back, I filmed my own short film, starring my childhood favorite stuffed animal. It's only 5 minutes long...
Where's my goddamn picture?!? :mad:
Those two were a throwback to my previous post on perverted Xmas songs. I still stand by my challenge to up the ante on the first song I...
Yes. I have to water the lawn for hours on end, and my carpal tunnel pained my hands the whole time I was holding my thumb over the tip of the...
Nursey provided a .gif of said 'head-butting' watermelon activities a while back... Never would've thought of it if it wasn't for that one post...
Check on you dial-up connection, dipshit.
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