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Get together and snoodle huh? I'm not to sure about that imc.But let's get together and rag on some canadians,that sounds like more fun....
That's no way to greet a new guest! Send me naked pics or I'll...umm,I don't know.I guess I'll be happy ------------------ Drive fast,take...
We've got bojangles everywhere in north carolina! It's heart attack on the toilet good! Hey, what happened to ollie retard? He was the...
I just got to "average slob"! I'm happy! I must masturbate now. ------------------ Drive fast,take chances,and remember:unprotected sex is better...
I saw a tree turn into a dinosaur,it brightened my whole fucking night.Acid is good but alchohol is better! ------------------ Drive fast,take...
What am I doing here? I've just wasted a good 30 seconds of my life writing this piece of shit.I suck,you suck,we all suck. Spank my ass...
I hate judge judy with the heat of a thousand suns. If I were in her court and she gave me shit like she does all those other spineless jellyfish,...
Kevin Spacey's dughter had a pair of knockers on her damnit! ------------------ Drive fast,take chances,and remember:unprotected sex is better...
I can use a fork without stabbing myself. ------------------ Drive fast,take chances,and remember:unprotected sex is better than no sex
I heard that the bassist for the eagles did so much coke that he had to get the inside of his nose replaced with teflon. If only I was rich.Damnit...
They are funny, but the one with the dude from Nam' wasn't too funny.A lot of fucked up stuff went down over there ------------------ Drive...
Ah Reckon ------------------ Drive fast,take chances,and remember:unprotected sex is better than no sex
Well I've got a 350 w/ a dual carb...wait a sec...did I say that out loud? You people are perverts! ------------------ Drive fast,take...
Ya know what? The more I drink, the better she looks.Is that weird? ------------------ Drive fast,take chances,and remember:unprotected sex is...
What just happened? ------------------ Drive fast,take chances,and remember:unprotected sex is better than no sex
wow,you people are such an undiscriminating race,I love it! Kill Whitey!!!!!!(wait a sec,I am white!yet I hate white people.is that bad?)...
I had a dream where I fucked my Mom.is that weird? ------------------ Drive fast,take chances,and remember:unprotected sex is better than no sex
Masturbation is the reason I'm so damn good at foosball. Do they make pornos with midgets in them? Just curious ------------------ Drive...
Jesus loves you ------------------ Drive fast,take chances,and remember:unprotected sex is better than no sex
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