Oh, you know it. The next night I was peeing in a hotel bathroom in front of strange women and trying to walk down hotel halls so sick/drugged...
I was wrong, wasn't I? I was like, "Oh, I didn't get it. I doubt anyone else will." I'm a dumbass.
He reminds me of too many people that I don't like. It's on tonight! Looking forward to it. He's gonna flip out and that country singer is...
It was nice today. Never thought 37 degrees would feel so nice.
Big Lots, eh? Weird. I'm leary of eating anything from Big Lots.
Dunno if it's something everyone would like, but I think it's delicious....
What is a choad? I'm at work and afraid to google it.
I woke up dry heaving. In my dream, I went to use the bathroom and the toilet was lodged up with shit. I know it wasn't mine because in dreams...
Yep. That was it. Thanks! ;)
I've driven 45 mph in 2. Couldn't figure out why the car was lagging... didn't hurt anything. I've had to drip the water for weeks. They have...
And I don't think I dreamt it. I can't remember where I saw it and I don't exactly remember what it was for but I know it was for a restaurant....
This is why you should pause after you say your co-anchor has the night off before going into the next story....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtRJ80q7ltc
That was a bad pic. I saw him last night (on tv and in my dream) and thought he was still hot and doable and I did him (in my dream).
I have never been into dimples myself. I had a dream last night that I had sex with Mike Starr and it was awesome. Only bad part was no...
I'm sorry everyone. :frown:
I think I will just have to do the medicated drops if it comes down to it. I really have no desire to start smoking pot again.
I don't want to mess up the aesthetics of my radio, so I use an FM modulator. I can't believe those things weren't standard on GMs until like...
I have been trying to do things like brush my teeth and stuff with my eyes closed. I always have this feeling like something is going to hit me...
How hard is it for you to put the shoe on the other foot? There are simple answers for everything, but life isn't that simple. ANYWAY... how...
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