Last night I was at a family get together... like aunts and uncles and junk and everyone was eating and I wasn't and everyone was making me feel...
I used to drink the shit out of grape propel but I went back to my old standby Gatorade... fierce grape or orange. I love that stuff.
I think if the woman had been more attractive, it wouldn't have been so gross.
That made me chuckle. You need to post more often. You are witty.
Eww... how can you eat those gross ass things? They taste like that cheap juice with the foil lid I used to drink from SuperX when I was a kid. It...
That would be awesome hold music.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
You are such a bad kitty, FNS.
Actually, I would be the only dumbass since no one else attempted it. They are what I would consider candy asses.
Can you do that?
He's been dead for 14 years. Hung himself with his bedsheets while on suicide watch at a hospital. And if you say Ed McMahon I am going to flip...
He's been dead for 19 years.
He always smokes dust. He's got his own room at the back of the bus.
Floppy dicks. That's funny and I liked the range of emotion in your emoticons.
Yeah, since woodchucks are productive, Obama did away with them all, but he did give them free healthcare that we are alll going to be paying for.
I talked to you the other day and you sounded fine.
It came back to life last week. My fix was to leave it in a storage box under the bed for 5 months. Oh, and throw it around a lot and break...
I'm just unfriendly to strangers all of the time.
If that doesn't get you targeted by police I don't know what will.
This things will hurt you for days AND they don't get rid of gas pains. You just walk around like and asshole....
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