My wife doesn't cuss much. Hot and frigid, yes the ironic dichotmy.
There is only one. It is I.
That's not funny! [img]
I've been monogamous for all 17 years I've been with my wife. I'm conditioned to go long periods without sex. My wife has trained me to be a...
No, actually I don't. Vienna sausage takes but a couple of fingers.
I know all you haters diss the 'Tuck but I got to see Brooke Sheilds bent over a desk taking a simulated doggy-style banging last night. I've...
And opposable thumbs. Wrap yours around your wang if you feel the need to empty it.
Just keep phatboy out of it. And yes, Barry, I am referring to her ass.
Ween beetches
FEARLESS LEADER!!!![img]
I think they'd rather you kept your prick out of other frogs' backs.
WTFE
Ignorance is bliss. I had a relative confess about an affair that had been years prior. The wife went off the deep end. Last I heard, they went...
Is it just me or was that biggest turd MTV has lain in ages? I usually like Jack Black but he seemed flat and botched several lines. The other...
I accept the guilt/credit, however you see it.
then your journey to the dark sssside will be compleeeeete
Glorious post. Glad you didn't waste it. :?
You could ride on phatboys shoulders (facing either way, I'm sure)
But how the hell does a 4'11" person survive in the mosh pit?
4'11" is "spinner" sized
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