<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun: just a tip- tampons shouldnt hurt. they are only...
But I wuv my Lomokins... I'd never hurt him! Well, unless he asked.
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" I'm still scheming for my next victim.
Well, I had a b/f who was totally against porn.. we couldn't even watch a movie if there was someone showing flesh in it... Well, I broke up with...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD: Is dubya Mr Strummer's illegitimate love child? Is /...
Ween? [img]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stymie: The Indian twat who served my curry last week, I had the...
Yay! Baby Jesus! [img]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: How do you get the hookers to fuck you? they...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil: You know who that sounds like? Anyone remember that...
I'm not a whore. I'm taking my time with my future fuck. We've only been to first base.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters: And that suggests a "Pukey is a whore for...
Keep in mind kids that Lomo has, "Beaches" in his collection and a poster of Bette Midler in his bedroom. autographed [img]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AzN NvAzN: I am loving here being at fugly too! people being nice...
I was only calling to verify the shipping address to send you a carton of cigarettes via Fed Ex, and your dad yelled, "Andy is not allowed to...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot: And what is the matter with that...
You've got the wrong Nauseous.
Your daddy hung up on me. [img]
You knew it was 'cuming'... [img]
I like my men with some hair, but that's just fucking too much. They look like 3rd degree burns. *reaches for wastebasket*
Separate names with a comma.