Would you two divas just disrobe and let the wrasslin' begin?
We can wait for late and it's probably safe to assume you;ve been drinking on any given Saturday.
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Ah, what ever happened to good ol' shit flinging? Where's the showmanship these days? I think Phil Collins should launch a turd into the audience...
Note to self: Get Kazaa to find the sick shit. I use an old Limewire on occasion if a song enters my head that I haven't head in a while and I...
Whoa!! Not all. Allow me some flexibility to cull a few. I'll let Greenpeace or phatboy check those.
No, baby, I'm your filthy little ass suck. I aim to please.
Oh, I've done that on more than one occasion. Go dig one up and repost. I'm a bit tired.
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Yeah, I suppose we'd need to keep some yankee connections.
Homeland security? I'm not sure I could handle Home Depot security. I think official Bikini Inspector would suit me better.
Bada-ZING!
Oh, just do something quick. I'm afraid 'NSYNC might get back together and we wouldn't have a venue to discuss their awesomeness.
You recognized it, did you? I suspected you would. That's what I get for being out of town so much. Next time you're over, how 'bout fixing my...
[IMG] Does this look infected to you? Barry, would you come over and pop it for me?
Lower Alabama is our best kept secret. Don't let in out, we have enough snowbirds here already.
What!!! I've been fleeced. I guess I could have a badass crib in Augusta. But then, I'd have to live in Augusta. No deal.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/6425333.stm Elf defence for 'lingerie thief' A man accused of a stealing underwear from a shop in...
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