I hate football and I am sick of it being on in my living room ALL of the fucking time. If it's not the fucking NFL channel, it's some stupid...
I'll look for it. We've only like, two liquor stores around here.
"I wish I had two more hands so I could give those titties, FOUR THUMBS DOWN"
I like Jose Cuervo Premium. But I haven't been drunk in a long time.
IMC! That's lazy talk!
I don't like you calling me a homo. Makes me sound like a boy. Call me a dyke instead. Thanks!
I was just thinklng about UT too... wondering how grown up life had been.
It's not a magazine they send, but a postcard and a number. If you call the number, they try to sell you magazines. I googled the number and...
I hope it comes out spread eagle with an ovary in each hand. If it's a boy, I will name it after you. Or I could name it after the father......
Well if shit gives you nightmares, you shouldn't go in the backdoor... dummy :shock:
You can swin in the red sea, just can't drink from it. My boyfriend doesn't give a fuck if I'm hemorrhaging downstairs or not... he just likes...
Any ever get that stupid magazine crap in the mail? It's got the two peanuts on the front that say, "We're going nuts trying to reach you!!"...
For the last time, this PC was bought in MAY.
I have been having them regularly for a while... except now I'm two weeks late.
Whatever you do, do not use the Fugly Uploader. Nobody gets pissed.
It was still skinny, long shit. Now take a picture of something you give birth to. You know, when it takes 45 minutes to squeeze the huge mass...
And you're the one that steered Tommy towards it!
Speaking of Bela Lugosi and Rob Zombie... [img]
Huh? You going soft on me, Tommeh?
Oh. No wonder I can't remember. I didn't post the link.
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