I can't get a decent handjob from my wife. I keep stepping in like Nick Burns-your company's computer guy, and going, "Move! Now, was that so...
I heard a black comedianne say you can't get a black man to lick a stamp.
I think there will be plenty of opportunities to see that this year.
Since I got the new Viz in the living room, I moved my Phillips 32" HD to my man-cave. I put my X360 in there with it so I don't have to compete...
Well, I did buy the warranty up front (3 years parts and labor) because I have shitty luck with electronics anyway. Maybe if it goes tits up, I...
I bought one of these Vizios from Sam's Friday. These are priced way better than anything else in the LCD HDTV arena that I've seen. I don't...
I think I got zung.
Yes, but after having seen said female junk squeeze out a child, it is somehow appropriate. Or perhaps, "axe-split-chasm," but that's not very...
AU's offense was pretty abyssmal on all but that one TD drive. The young "O" line showed it's inexperience. The "D" played ok considering how...
Ugh! I hit 39 and will hang on for dear life!
Duuude, what if what you see as orange is what I see as blue, man? What about that? Would my chameleon know, man?
Funny, I'm betting her dick-sucker suddenly wasn't for some time.
That was beautiful. I now I weep.
It's not too late! My B'day is Sept. 1st. Take a moment of silence, perhaps during sleep would be most convenient. Have a drink for me....
I just pick things to make myself look cool. Try it sometime, even phatboy can do that.
Oh, yeah, I closed my wife's mouth once with that.....and her legs for two weeks. Can't go there again. But it was powerful.
Baseball is gay Football Vs. Baseball - by George Carlin Baseball is different from any other sport, very different. For instance, in most...
Don't talk about my Mi-Mi like that!
"you're" and "Forrest" Did you graduate.......anything, O' stone thrower?
Maria [img] Many were hot, this was not.
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