I liked 1 & 3 but not so much 2. I am waiting for DVD. I'm passing on Hostel 2 unless otherwise advised. The first one had some good gross-out...
Maybe I just thought of him as full of piss and vinegar. A bit douche-like in a manner of speaking.
Here's to you, Mr. Slightly Jaded Youngish Multi-Pierced Joy Sharing Douchebag.
I never thought of you as old.
Dwaine is just sharing joy when you get right down to it. He's a joy-sharer. How about a warm rush of joy right in your face? Feels a lot like...
I don't think I've ever got a buzz from sniffing my farts. Do you think if I held onto them longer they might ferment sufficiently? Yo quiero...
2 girls, 1 cup, 1 balloon, 1 helluva buzz
I like the slang terms on the memo and your "Asshole Whippet" is brilliant. Let's come up with some more, shall we? 1: Turd Ducken 2:...
And it prompts my dog to lick me anywhere I choose.
I've bought new monitors (company money) so it's not the video cards. These are KDS (cheap) monitors. I dunno if it's worth any effort to try...
I have two LCD monitors at work that, when powered on, come on for about 10 seconds, then go black. When these have been under warranty and acted...
Smegma
Phukyer watch
Weiner!
Seems like you figured it out already.
Olestra?
His name is "dog." What more need we know about this tool?
Paris Hilton and her labia majora
I don't know how much fun that little bongo set will be. Why not add a DDR mat for the groupies to writhe on?
Giggle with glee, perhaps, but I don't squeal (except for that one canoe trip that went awry.)
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