That may get me confused with my wife - semicolon.
I just got selected on the Reserve Components/Active Promotions List for promotion to Lieutenant Colonel. The list just came out today so it will...
Party true. MREs are fortified so that you can sustain one just 1 a day if need be but also because of the higher tempo of combat operations....
I have an instrumental recorded on a Tascam 414 4-track recorder. The quality is poor but you could get the gist of what I was doing. I need to...
You sound like me. I think I am a depressed asshole. I want to spend my weekend vegging out versus going somewhere or doing anything. My work...
It is the total embodiment of love. His entire being is ejaculating upon orgasm but spewing partially digested food instead of semen. Protein is...
Oooh, a tribute! *swoons* I'm working on yours, Pukey: "Bowels of Folly"
Guess so.
Exactly. Really? Nothing?
I'll be wearing my steering wheel like a necklace.
I'm such a bad dancer, I can keep up with disorder's tracks. My moves on the dance floor cause paramedics to come to my aid.
How did I know that would be your response?
Coke regular (Can't Beat the Feeling) or Coke Zero or Cocaine (Can't Feel the Beating)
Pukey, are you just going to keep asking questions?
Hey, phatty, haven't you ever eaten a 5-year old MRE?
Me, too. Makes me want to upchuck all over my Armani.
It is an infectious ditty. Been singing it all day.
I did notice that. I like the intro especially on Running With Scissors. I think it stands alone well even without a drum track. Just...
Yeah, I like to..........get small. I took a trip to the Turd Museum. They've got some great shit there. I knew someone would get it.
Yes, this is a wonderful follow-up to last year's "Lick My Cat's Ass."
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