That is fucked up! So, could the metal bars stretch, ummmm, the whole unit?
No, but maybe it would be like having a built-in "pocket-pussy" if I still had it.
The Mexican boy band? Didn't Ricky Martin used to be in that?
I had mine done at birth but I know a guy who had it done at 28 due to problems he was having. Maybe I've lost a tad bit of girth without my...
Shut up, phatboy, Nip/Tuck is my show! I've been checking the tube every Tuesday night and nothing! But I think you may be on to something...
I stepped on her hair. I said I was sorry.
I've lived less than half a year in Uranus. (It seems like more)
That dog'll bite you.
I like Dane. I listen to his older CDs. I am not sucked up into Tourgasm. I don't have a SuFi tattoo. And I will watch his movies...
I like Dane. Don't give a fuck about Mario.
Those pictures are as special as the bus these kids certainly arrived in.
I feel the same way about beavers. Nothing bad happens to the raccoon.
Just wait 'til next year (or some time down the road.)
I have quite the collection of $5 DVDs from the 'Mart.
So how does Matthew Mcconaughey coach football with his shirt off all day?
If I saw that flick, I'd be crying like a little girl with a skinned knee. I'm such a softie for shit like that.
Um, hello, female ejaculated, not peed, mmm-kay?
7 of 9. Miss St, Bama, Auburn, KY, TN, GA, LSU won. FL and ARK lost.
Damn. So much for being nice to Pukey. Lomo, if she likes the abuse, your grudge-fuck is just going to make her fall in lvoe with you. You...
I'm starting to like Hannah Montana myself. What's the countdown to her 18th?
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