I'm afraid the Viagra ads have followed me here. I don't know how they know but they know, you know? I thought the new cuss spellings were a...
Here's my $.02 I have been to one strip club and I didn't want to go but I was with a group so I had to tag along. I was uncomfortable and...
I don't give a siht about apathetic douchebags. When I was a child, I spake as a child, I drank as a child, and I burnt the occasional spliff...
I had a labrynthitus type of inner ear infection that made me sick for about 4 days. I lay in bed for days and lost 6 pounds. That's sickest...
If I want to see a naked woman I'm not allowed to touch, I watch my wife get out of the shower.
How do we play this game?
Gee, it just entered mine. I got up early and attended Sunday School alone while my wife and kids got ready for my youngest daughter's birthday...
Glad to see you're still stealing oxygen. Thanks for checking in finally. Pukey's been all lathered up trying to get your status. Don't string...
Come on down. Styx is about 15 minutes from my house. Woo-hoo!! Floating rednecks!! Never been, though. I am ashamed.
I've seen Rome, Amsterdam, Iceland, Ireland, Egypt, and Kuwait but it was all work related. I don't get out much for fun.
My wife and I met with the oncologist this morning and he is going to give her no further treatments. It seems that she is of a 2% of people who...
1) Were both of his hands on your shoulders during this "procedure"? 2) Did he sniff his finger afterward? 3) Did the exam last longer than 10...
No, my wife is the cancer patient. It is she who had a colectomy. It is she who faces several months of chemotherapy. But it is I who had to...
I think they forgot lube on the catheter they jammed into what I presumptuously call a penis while I slumbered under the anesthesia. After...
Stephen King's "Dark Tower" series is the bomb. Volumes 5, 6, & 7 are pretty large but I liked them. Oh, and glad you made it back safely,...
Yes, they did. I only have three small incisions. The prolonged stay was due to a low grade fever. They kept me on IV antibiotics for an extra...
I am sending this from my phone. I am still in the hospital after having an appendectomy Tuesday afternoon. Should be discharged today. That is...
It's your Mom's IUD.
MAJ Havoc 1974 [IMG] BTW, that Prince Valiant 'do was all the rage back then.
Good with Vegemite, is it?
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