Is it HOT? I got a fat girl nightgown on with a robe and slippers and my hair is up in a towel and I have my glasses on. I'd like to don a...
I didn't know that.
No, No, No! I wouldn't think of wasting a dollop of it on a wall! :shock:
Now stay on topic and tell us you piss story!
You have a wife?
Is that an ass backwards compliment for Nursey or just a lame ass remark for Pimp? Or is it both?
I'm either hyper or paranoid.... usually paranoid, but I'm like that anyway. It just intensifies it.
I would have banged your head off of the toilet... eventually, you would have come around...
I mean, WALLPAPER... Hello?
I might have brought you a fresh change of clothes, but I doubt I'd let your pissy ass in my car.
That's odd. I have a tendency to do that too.
What's he do?
Yeah. The bigger problem would be whether to smear it on a ritz or a club cracker.
My dog has a bad vicodin habit. I caught him lifting money from my purse the other day.
I would never give my dog alcohol.
That was nice of her. I wouldn't have let you in my car.
Shit, forth time? I set that bitch as my background. :)
Hey, I did that at the party. I poured beer all over my crotch. Second grade sucked. I had to sit all day in pissy pants because I didn't...
I never leave. Like a penis, I cum in spurts.
I was looking for stains. I must have overlooked them. I can't see past the foreskin. It's so crazy to me.
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