Glad you got your wheels back, Pukester! Did they clean my ass print off the windshield?
I know a little something about blue-balls, but purple is out of my scope of expertise.
Damn. I had a vasectomy and my sac didn't look that bad.....EVAR!
Got mine early (Direct Deposit) and already started stimulating the economy. I bought the kids a Wii. It was fun for about a day. This week...
I'd advise seedless watermelon if you can find it.
Or after when he was cutting off their thumbs.
Ministry covers Social Distortion covering the Rolling Stones. Kewl.
Couldn't say....I've never ridden a scooter.
Ah, dammit. It lives again. Win.
You should always run a movie through the Schmed-o-meter before paying to view it. When "Iron Man" got two thumbs (plus several dead hooker...
I have more respect for him now that he's tapping Jennifer Anniston. But now I hate him for it, too.
I have a company gas card so the $85 it takes to fill my guzzling Yukon isn't my money. What used to be a nice perk is now like a great salary...
That's great that my wife saw your scrote. Perhaps she could describe it to you one day in case you're curious as to what it looks like.
Lick my "brain."
But did you ever see the "Goat?"
Have you seen the movie "Waiting"? Good one.
You have more than I.
Sweeet.
Don't tease, Jefe.
12 out of every 100 people you meet just need their ass beat. I temped in a library once and a woman came in looking for a book on Alzheimer's....
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