Don't Photoshop me, bro.
You should sedate her and sew up her clam.
And I've never vomited on your sofa. That's gotta be worth a few friend points.
So, you have to come to Fugly to find your real friends. I am honored, yet saddened to be among them.
I didn't forget! Yay me! Happy Birthday, dear. Hope this day is a good one.
Happy Birthday, Ice! Mine is next Monday. I'm only 40 minutes from Biloxi. Of course I have work, children, AND am broke. And Happy...
As long as it's BYOB (bring your own bag), I'm in.
Yes, please, the biggest I've seen on a dude are Barry's.
Not everyone, just phatboy. It is geek-chic-speak. He will reprimand you for using LOL or ROFL, but "pwned" is perfectly acceptable as is "FTW?"...
1973 MGB 1985 Honda Accord 1998 Honda CRV 2001 Dodge Grand Caravan 2003 GMC Yukon 2006 Lexus IS250
I didn't last. My 7-yr old was the fucking devil yesterday afternoon. After I broke her spirit (beat her ass) she dusted off her halo and was...
[Img] Check this kid for a "666" birthmark. [Img] Isn't that Michael Cera on the right?
39 and holding.
I've had looks and money. They both went away as I aged.
OK, I'm back at the "happy" thread. My day today started out pretty good: When I went into my 7-yr old daughter's room to wake her at 6:10...
Good to know he's better. We have 8 year old boy down the street with cancer (neuroblastma.) He wears a cap to hide his bald head (chemo). He...
I've had my share of one-night stands. Getting a repeat performance was a bigger deal. It took me a while to get a skill set worthy of a return...
The grandmother story is true. The naked part is embellished a little (just a little).
I have actually seen that as my grandmother was in the hospital dying from a cancer that had infested her intestines. She would periodically burp...
You can read all my stories in the Penthouse Forum like everyone else.
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