Yeah, opiates constipate the hell out of you. I was on Percocet after a laparoscopy and I didn't shit for days. When I did, I gave fucking BIRTH...
What do you mean by 'absolutely blameless'? Like have I ever broken the law? Probably. But I'm talking about serious felons... hardened...
That reminds me of a drawing I saw in which a buck is fucking a hunter in the ass and the bubble reads, "Here's your deer sausage motherfucker!"
Youtube? You should sell it for $$$.
Atkins is dead. Pass the bread.
She has a trashy quality about her and looks old for her age. Sometimes she looks really pretty and other times she looks rough. Isn't her...
Mountain Dew is disgusting. You could probably mask a lot of nasty stuff in it.
I would have given you some of my Zoloft. You'll shit water.
I'm not conservative. Personally I think that they should infect prisoners with AIDS and use them as human guinea pigs. Furthermore, we should...
I'll be the big 3-0 next month.
Allegra is for allergies. I don't know about women having allergies more than men. The other stuff... yeah, women are hormonal and prone to...
Are you referring to... "Not tonight. I have a headache." Hardy-har-har!
I didn't press it. Does that make me a bad person?
Along with pancuronium bromide and potassium chloride, thiopental is used in 37 states of the U.S. to execute prisoners by lethal injection. A...
The race card always gets pulled when the defense thinks they can use it.
All SSRIs do that. I know this because I have been on I'd say 90% of them. I didn't take it last night because I didn't really feel like being...
I think he cussed me on the phone once.
It's tough. I heard Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock is coming out on 10/28/07.
I think he rode the Unicorn horn for free.
Wasn't he your neighbor?
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