Other reason for ignorant people to say bad shit about pit bulls. What was the kid doing naked with the dog anyway?
Yeah and a female hamster.
Okay. I was down there for two hours today and I found this gal who was a rescue (left outside and had mange, but she looks good now) and she's...
No. He said that even though he knew it wasn't true, she grossed him out. Oh, so there is Parvo going on down at the shelter. I'm not sure...
Is Oprah one?
Sometimes, yeah. I threw my toaster oven away and need a new one. It could fuck up toast. Ever hear of the Magic Bullet? I thought it would...
I like microwave cuisine.
Yeah, that girl. I worked with a girl a while back at an eye clinic and my boyfriend came in and saw her and whispered to me that she was the...
I bet you went to school with the hot dog girl, huh? I'm not having any luck on the search for a dog. I've been there 3 times and I want to...
A snail's reproductive organs are in its head.
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