I have the ceiling fan on. Maybe I will open a window as well. It should be fairly cool out. I just don't want to turn into that song TYLER by...
I have cigs in the freezer. I could smoke one. I quit months ago, but I could be all bad and smoke like I'm 15.
I am surrounded by so many positive ions, I have to balance this shit out. I got it set to the correct square footage. And I'm in bed away...
If you are 150% drunk, would you believe that your mom IS Dwaine's testicle?
You make your own choices in life.
Makes you high if you sit close to it.
Was I supposed to add 2 twenty five percents to get it?
did the campbell's soup kids sing any love songs? no.. they were too busy eating soup and crawling up my ass!
Crazy won't work. How about Hello? By Lionel Ritchie?
Oh, that would just be another thing to bitch about. I needed to start a thead about dating and what goes better with dating than herpes?
I'll blame myself.
I keep getting shitty ones like.. Did you know... The Pittsburgh Steelers were originally called the Pirates. And what is wrong with the...
they say our second brain is in our stomach. i know that i have all kinds of stomach probs.. it's from being a spaz
Enema?
what? i'm quoting myself?
I want to see shit. I shouold take another pill. I feel wide awake and like i may never sleep again.
I know... drawing attention to it only takes away from the passionate surprise.
I'm not constipated.
Get a room before Dwaine and I vomit all over yur galoshes.
How does your world get an extra 50%?
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