Busy posting as Bear Bryant?
I don't do crack. I don't like things that speed up my heart. Surely your dumbass could come up with a better "burn" than this.
I'd tell them everything. You just don't lie to cops and shit. They don't want to deal with it, can see through it and it'll only come back to...
Shit or get off the pot.
You better be kidding. I don't know why someone would do something like that. I can see killing their family members, but animals are off limits!
Just tell the truth.
It's like forever until lunch and then the day goes by fast after that. It's been that way with every job that I have had. I hate mornings.
That thing looks like you'd get face grease all over it. I can't stand that. And it's so flat and small. I like the flip phones. I can't stand...
That's sad... makes me think of my hamster... she loves that fucking thing. She has a big huge kick-ass cage... it's a fish tank with an...
Hmmm...
That's terrible. I made you a happy cookie in keeping with the spirit of Nursey's thread. [img] And those are pills on the cookie, not candy.
RONALD (phatboy): [img]
Kyle: Alright Cartman, I'm gonna give you a jail time card. You lose a turn. Stan: Sweet. Cartman: Oh yeah, I'm gonna give you AIDS. Kyle:...
I shouldn't acknowledge this but... hickeys? The woman is middle aged... hell, past middle age. She sounds like this skanky old bitch I used...
I think so.
You're gross.
Don't lie. Contact them by phone and tell the truth. You were in a parking lot and the damage was in the back of both vehicles. The little dick...
BRYANT: [img]
Uh... no. You can all wear these when I die. [img]
Do you fucking work at GNC? I don't drink, smoke or consume caffeine. I don't eat meat and my blood work was normal last year except that my...
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