Why would she think hot water freezes faster? It has to get cold before it freezes and cold water already has a jump start on it because it is...
Geez... you retards. I am English and typed perfectly good English to you. You just don't get it. I think you must have got a little...
Uh-oh.. *knock, knock*
Not to be an asshole or anything, but it is spelled Drano. I know this because I used to spell it wrong.
Not in big clumps and I don't have any bald spots... more like a lot of 'shedding'. I think it is Telogen Effluvium. It could be my thyroid....
I was told a few years back by the eye dr that my retinas could detach also. I have long rods or some shit like that and he told me that if I...
Manfred Mann's Earth Band is so much better than Bruce Springsteen. I didn't even know he wrote that song.
He jinxed me by making a comment about it.
Yeah, I was and then I retired to the bedroom to watch "Forensic Files" :) but I could tell by the laughing in the living room that we were...
I think this shit is funny. My friend used to think the Fleetwood Mac song was "one winged dove" instead of "white winged dove" :)
I never knew why someone would want long sweet lips...
How do we get an Akismet key? We don't have to go to the Dark World, do we?
I would have shit my pants if someone came to my door, but then again, I never answer my door, so maybe I wouldn't. I'm sorry you had to go...
Thanks everyone. Today is the day... And it's funny that you mention sex. I just started my . :)
Congrats Dubya! I hope it looks like it's real daddy and not you... :)
Are you talking about college football? I watched a little bit of a game last night and had to have it explained to me why they don't always...
Naw. It's really not going to be any different. We have been living together for almost two years now. We'll just be wearing rings. :)
I can't do WalMart. It makes me feel seizurish.
One I read online that I thought was hilarious was for the song "Chevy Van" by Sammy Johns. Misheard Lyrics: Like a prisoner she was layin'...
When I was a kid and I watched "The Jefferson's", I used to sing some of the lyrics wrong and I didn't realize it until watching it a while back...
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