Actually, the generator couldn't find any bad jokes about you, so I just took Pimp's name out of the first line.
Checkmate's been incarcerated! From happy-go-lucky this: [img] To random-cavity-check this: [img] He had to trade in his...
I haven't got anything. Gamefly is not coming through with the game and local video stores don't have it. I refuse to buy the fucking thing.
I'm not into tattoos or piercings anyway. It used to be that tattoos and piercings made people 'individual' but now I think since the majority of...
PLAIN old household bleach might be the key to fighting some cancers, as the chemical seems to boost the efficacy of cancer vaccines. Cancers...
I just watched it again after not seeing it for years. Still a good film.
What does MAJ Havoc eat for breakfast? MAJ Havocoa Puffs What does Grim Jesus like to wear? Stockings and Grim Jesuspenders What's Dwaine...
What is wrong with people? Why do they feel the need to threaten people's lives and steal from them? I'm serious, all of these bastards should...
Yeah, fuck that! I used to work night audit at a hotel... actually I did it for like 6 years at different hotels, but this one in particular, I...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YpBAK0YBOY I think when I am sad I am going to watch this. Mercury Rev has always been a cool band in my book....
Everyone is fucking bipolar these days. It's over-diagnosed. It's a cop-out for weak moody people to use as an excuse for being an asshole and...
That daycare has all kinds of complaints and violations. It's like the daycare version of a Chinese restaurant.
Smoke a pack of cigarettes while you're at it.
I couldn't believe that they were actually making a show of it and then the other night I hear what I thought was some gay show like 'Queer Eye"...
I would never compare Nursey to Homer Simpson. I don't even know how you could draw that comparison.
I listened to a lot of Pavement in the 90's.... Stephen Malkmus is awesome-oh. Fuck, I listened to his album, "Face the Truth" for the last...
You have to admit that 'Bullvulva" is pretty fucking clever. It always provides me a chuckle.
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Tell them: "Hey. I'm really glad to hear from you. I have been trying to locate you through privateeye.com but I must have been getting old...
Talk about a catchy song. I just found this band. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvE7T2pZvjY
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