Oh, so you're my age then. Goonies... I love that movie.
Do any of you have personalized ring tones? If so, what are they? I think they are kind of annoying but I think the phone is annoying too. I...
I didn't think of him as a douchebag either. I douchebag is someone like Dan.
Yo momma so fat, she’s a professional “before” model.
Does it suck? I didn't like the third one, but I liked the first two.
I guess fiber is good for you. I've been trying to consume more but it tears me up. Anyway, I found a good source of fiber....
And I never thought of you as bitter.
Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking
Which one was Donatello?
Yo momma is like a bowling ball, gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter and bitch comes back for more.
YouTube link to deadly school shootings http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/11/07/school.shooting/index.html I probably wouldn't have taken...
Ha! This is kinda funny: http://www.cnn.com/2007/LIVING/wayoflife/10/02/secret.apartment.ap/index.html
Dwaine has been trying to get us high for years by telling us to suck warm farts out of his asshole.
But I did learn over the weekend that a human bite is about as dirty as getting stabbed with a piece of metal at the bottom of the sewer....
"He shudders when he sees the boys at the sewage ponds, scavenging for faecal matter" I'm sorry, but I would shudder with laughter.
Who was the asshole (pun intended) who thought of that shit (pun intended) ?
Who pissed on your Van Halen shirt?
I'm not going to be able to see that memo until I get home. Pictures don't show up at work for some reason. I probably need to adjust my...
Lomo, the bag you sent me was expired. Don't you remember? And since I am such a weirdo with expiration dates, I threw them away without eating...
Phatboy, I put sugar in your Honda's gas tank.
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