wow uc were you like the fat kid that ratted on everyone just because they'd never let you in on anything
lets put that to the test... i wish to iron your labia until the lips themselves have elongated and become swollen with puss-filled boils, then i...
13 year old males have poontang now?
ok yeah she's fuckable no doubt... but a supermodel? come on guys... even after 15 shots i'd have trouble calling her a supermodel
what? i'm just comfortable enough with my sexuality to grab hold of another mans foreskin and pull until he can give me a high C in perfect...
the man has a wife and small kids.... if he's manging to juggle all that AND school i'd be happy to measure his outstreched penis anyday
wow, first time i had sex it took me 15 minutes to put a condom on right... this kid had a 29 year old taken to the hospital for fatigue and...
looks like nauseus has managed to spread her joy the world over yet again
it's fugly..... everything turns into beastiality.... now be a help dear and hold Sparky's hind legs while i lube him up
nauseous, if you take that sort of cynical approach and apply it to basically any other aspect of life you'll come to the same conclusion, not...
i dont really know why i didnt think it was funny, when i think back in all respects it should have been funny... but it wasnt. I had heard such...
slightly off topic but schemd's sig reminded me...... am i the only one that thought napoleon dynamite was RETARDED
this one's rather lame but the other 4 are good
thank god some1 truly perverted.... brown a steady influx of tasteless jokes and absurd rants would be appreciated.... if things got any more...
RAT WMD's got us in the door, but it just doesn't cut it anymore. watch out barry here comes RATTY
i'm gone for two weeks and you all turn gay?
cunt kindly stop.... your rants lack both originality and every aspect of wit, you've been milking this reetards bullshit for far too long......
i read a lot of that.... its simple enough... the author should make it into a childrens book
is it wrong that i noticed that he has no pubic hair?
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