why dont you two just get it over with and 69 each others wrinkled love tools until the smell becomes so noxious you both pass out and fucking die
TITS. BITCH. NOW.
hmmm... well if you REALLY want to help... pm me a picture of your tits
*rimshot*
how true indeed *he says as he eats caviar off a supermodels left tit .... in his maybach... in miami.... with a 12 inch penis... which is mine......
i thought only hookers drank zinffandale?
you are TRES cool
was i not blunt enough? which part dont you get? the biggest word i used was internet, is that what the problem is?
I lost a good first cousin to a bullet that came from an American enforced "demilitarized" zone that wasn't very DE-militarized, wanna go shot for...
is this bitch actually going to drink something she got off a "buddy" on the internet? god i hope so.....
they call me smiles because of my excessively crooked penis, does that count?
god would i love to be your mailman
why can't she be the boring one? a common misconception among females is that because a guy WANTS to fuck u it means you're GOOD no,...
damn dwaine one minute you want to spitshine a gun barrel, two and a half hours later you wanna sell me an ipod
imc.... if u killed yourself who would be there to electoshock harlans nutsack till he pukes blood?
Jim Bob Jo III?
Barry, ulfur didnt fuck this guys daughter infront of him... he just added some books to his account WOW... i also refuse to believe that you were...
http://pad.au.com/~ms/Somebody%20got%20hizacked.htm pics.... complete with stars phonenumbers, i called hillary duff but i got the machine :(
well then i must say ... you're in luck... i've been called both gay AND retarded
yeah reiz sure.... you sound like a nice wholesome girl with good family values and a keen motherly instinct.... why don't we just skip the...
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