I PM'd you two days ago. Where is my story?
It's funny how some locations call it middle school and some call it junior high. It's junior high around here.
My friend had me go to a gay bar with her one night and against my better judgement, I went. This guy went up on stage started stripping. He...
Parapraxis!
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Labyrinthitis is some bad a-double-s stuff! I don't know what my deal is. I think I have MAV (migraine associated vertigo). Sufferers...
Stop projecting. [img]
Embrace it.
When I see the commerical of the guy making a cocoon out of weed, I think to myself that I have probably smoked that much pot in my life and all I...
Fake hair, fake eyelashes, fake tits. Nice. And that is totally the type of guy I can picture jacking off in the corner. Gross. I dunno....
I knew this girl who lived over a store and you had to go up stairs and walk on the roof to get to her apt. I always wanted to jump off the roof....
I'm tired of 4 1/4" x 4 1/4 boring tiles. I picked out 8 x 12 for the shower.
I noticed that but I thought that you did it on purpose. At least it's not putting "fuck" after piss anymore.
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I like rocks, but I hate heights and I hate falling.
Hmm... I think you are talking about my home improvement workshop threads! [img]
Post pictures, people! I will when my bathroom is done. It might be a while. I did almost finish my computer room though... just gotta put up...
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It's a dumb habit and I've had all kinds of bad things happen to me from smoking. I blame LSD and marijuana for the paranoid person I am today.
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