I've had my third or forth dream about my shit being hamburger meat. That story reminded me of the dream I had over the weekend. I haven't eaten...
Lapzone.com is who I bought from. I'd buy from them again. They shipped really fast. Is 'on the patio attending' to the BBQ code for taking a...
phuzzy phatboys phistphucking phecal jam phart... I mean part 4.
I have always kind of thought that there was life on Venus at one time before life on Earth....
That must have been one helluva dick to reach my terminal ileum. It had to go through my sigmoid, descending, transverse and ascending colon to...
The best thing humans can do for Earth is die off.
If you're already in debt a little, should you go in debt some more to get stuff you want? I figure the more fucked up I can get my credit score,...
I don't want to see it.
How important is the battery? Mine dies after about 30 minutes now, but I always have it plugged in, so I couldn't care less. I'm trying to...
I told you I was sick. And seriously, I am supposed to take Pentasa, Nexium, Reglan, Phenergan and Entocort EC. WTF kind of shit is that?...
Phatboys Phreaky Phecal Phest 2008
Take back the toothbrush/teethbrush jokes about WV! We got a C+. Where the Teeth Bite WORST TEETH Rank City Grade 100 Lubbock, TX F...
Phatboy's Phistphuck-O-Rama 12
Totally weird. I have always hated dolls. My Barbies even scared me a little....
Okay, but be warned that 304 is going to be me.
That's funny. The Wii gives me that impression too. I'd vote for the 360.
I couldn't watch the whole thing. Men who wear tank tops gross me the fuck out for some reason. I could almost smell his Brut cologne and B-O...
No Muffin for Old Men
It was K-6 (elementary school), 7-9 (junior high) 10-12 (high school) for me.
That's a really cultured snack bar. His nickname reminds me of a guy we used to call "Cool Breeze". We called him that because 1) he always...
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