How old is your aunt?
Does that make you want to punch me in the face?
It was Ambien and I have some and can get more. It was just nice to find some freebies. Nothing is working for me. Vicodin and Flexeril...
Well, I don't know what he did wrong with the glassblowing, but I do know that he shouldn't have worn that gay ass jacket.
I used to eat Texas Pete and popcorn a lot.
I only eat Subway anymore and I only eat at a certain Subway because it is the cleanest. I eat a veggie delite w/everything except green peppers...
Here's my husband's car from three months ago. It's not our year for vehicles.
I feel like the airbags should have gone off. Here are a couple pics. The bumper was actually ripped off and was hanging, but you can see they...
Can you not drive drunk at all? I mean, you can beat up rob and kill people but you can't drive drunk? Being drunk gave me a headache.
Considering that I don't drink, I'll drive you guys around.
No. I think most 'comedians' are not funny. Nick Swardson makes me laugh sometimes though.
I've been thinking about it. I've had a couple of people tell me to call because it was a business and if I threaten to sue, they just give me...
Oh, I know. Had I not been wearing a seatbelt, I'd be missing teeth and shit. Weird thing is that my airbags didn't go off. I was going...
My neighbor's stereo is making me feel like David Berkowitz.
Well, seatbelts are nice but they will hurt the shit out of your collarbone and chest and my neck is stiff and stressing about it doesn't help. I...
They repaired it and gave you 800? Or they just gave you 800 to fix it?
Yeah, I have a feeling I will be getting screwed. The person who was at fault was driving a company truck though, so I would have to go after the...
Oh, I guess it was just the "untill". Now who has egg on their face? Damn missing edit feature...
I can't believe that you posted something with spelling errors, Lomo. "untill" and "you're"... that just makes Sony look good in my opinion.
I played a little tonight, but my body is achey and sore so I just couldn't get into it. Also wrecking cars reminded me of wrecking my car today...
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