Pervs -or- you are looking at your own profile 50 times a day.
I try not to use public restrooms at all, but if I have to poop bad enough, I'll do it and courtesy flush as the turds hit the water. I can't #1...
Yeah, I can't remember something that happened 45 seconds ago, but I can remember a post from 7 years back.
I won't even watch the preview of the movie because I dont want to spoil the show.
And just to clarify, I only ate a booger when I was a kid and I thought it tasted like that "cheese food" stuff. Like generic store brand cheese...
I always thought boogers tasted a little like imitation cheese. Ear wax tastes just like celery. I tasted it once and that was enough. I hate...
My car just hit 99,700. I love that car so much. Nine years together and still going strong. I've never had a relationship last a fraction of...
I don't even think busses run around midnight in my town.
You can also just do [img].
I just noticed the album thing last night and I thought about tooling around with it.
They need a shave or trim.
Whatever, douchebag. It's newer than that and it's not a Grand Am. I'm just glad that I'm not stuck with car payments and higher insurance due...
Toradol didn't work for me. I had a huge ovarian cyst and they gave me it because I refused morphine. They ended up giving me morphine later anyway.
I have known someone in my life that bruised their balls also. I just can't remember who. I'm really sowwy, Lomo. I hope the pain gets...
Whoo-hoo! I got my car back after 18 days. It looks great. Actually better than it did before because I had a little paint job thrown in. Now...
Wow. I know how much you love Carlos, Dwaine. I don't know why everyone steals his jokes before he makes them.
I can't even get the picture to load.
Get out there and WHORE yourself.
Ah, applesauce! You're right!
D'uh, sorry. I searched for "bodies". That's how I found the thread.
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