That ham sandwich was totally yours.
I thought I saw him riding his bike about a half an hour ago.
If you believe in yourself, drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk - you can get work!
This always made me laugh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjKciefHo38
I'm fucking firing CVS. This is the second time they've dicked me over. The last time was with birth control pills. I missed three in a row and...
I get the script and hold it for a month because I didn't need to fill it right away. I go today and fill it. It had 5 refills. I look at the...
That's fucking creepy
I really do love Issac Brock even though I didn't buy their last album. He needs to stick with Ugly Casanova.
Stephen Malkmus for years and years now. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Malkmus
That was crazy. I'm still looking for something new.
I don't get the buying girls in the facebook owned application. Can someone explain it to me? Isn't facebook like myspace?
My opinion: I don't think Dan is that way in real life. He likes to get a rise out of people and it works. I used to know a guy like that. He...
I ran over him with the car.
There is nothing good about that body.
So you expect your employees to lie?
What is a facebook owned application? I don't know what you are trying to say.
I used to think that you died when you held your breath, so I used to lay down and hold my breath, get up and look at the spot I just died in.
Last night: BP 89/55 pulse 49 WHO HAS THAT except maybe 90 year-olds? I couldn't sleep and when I finally did, I dreamt that I was being...
He fixed it. I cant remember what he did though. Thanks everyone. I'm sure I will have more probs. Wait'll he finds out that I split the...
you couldnt pay me to watch it. well, maybe for a couple grand... norton looks like a sissy. was the hulk a sissy? i cant remember
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