My friend is gay which is why I found it odd that someone who claims to be straight would "black out" and get into his bed naked.
Yeah, I like to keep random men in bedrooms in my house. No. It was the roommate of my friend. The roommate says he's 100% straight and then...
Nicholson is almost fuckable in that movie. Not after the lobotomy though.
Wow. You win scary child molester quote of the day!
The fact that she was a meth head probably just proves the point that adderal makes your junk juice taste terrible. Wouldn't everything taste like...
Exactly. Car payments are a pain in the ass. My car has been paid off for 4 years and I'm driving it until the wheels fall off and then I'll just...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufOFzKT5v1Q&NR=1 0:26 "It's like I'm walking on sunshine." Funny as fuck. I watched this piece of shit the other...
Lah tee dah. Aren't you the rich bitch! :p Why do you want an SUV so badly?
Congrats. I still think an inflammatory bowel disease is a good way to keep the weight down. :p
It's Nurse Ratched. :)
I did in high school. It doesn't rock your world or anything,
And alcohol is nasty and it makes you stink.
Meniere's would really be the only ear condition that would make sense.
Did it have a gauge? A lot of those cans come with a gauge.
I bet he died a virgin, unless he anally raped himself with a steak knife and that counts for something.
I don't believe it. I'm thinking more like 37.
It's the most important meal of the day.
I hate how it's okay for the criminals to have guns ('cause they always will) yet we don't have the right to protect ourselves.
I think there is going to be a True Hollywood Story about how it's cursed and shit. I personally don't want to see it. Looks like a dick flick.
Cool. I forgot that you were the Honda guy! I looked at one today that was a 91, I think. It idled really high, almost at 3000 rpm and the check...
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