That's hilarious. I want to teach someone slang.
That story was great. I told my husband about it and he laughed. I think he especially liked the part where you say, "Unfortunately, my rig goes...
Thanks, Cheeze. Hopefully it will be a long time (preferrably never) that I have to go back. I do now know what to expect and what all I will...
That sucks! I hope you are feeling better today. I've been drinking prune juice today like an old lady. I think I have hemorrhoids now. It...
No, lack of water will make you constipated. Fiber bulks up your stool and you need water to soften it. Fiber is not good for people with...
I know. I think it's gay to pay 1k for air conditioning too. Maybe it's because I was looking at cheaper cars like the Dodge Caliber and the...
Yeah, I found a website that had a diet that said, "What to eat when you have a partial bowel obstuction" and ever since I got out of the hospital...
I think the police should be investigating the parents big time.
Coming from someone who wrecked their vehicle while drunk, I don't think you have much room to talk, Lomo. That is a pretty assholish thing to...
On cars, ABS is connected to all four wheels. On trucks and vans, ABS may only involve the rear wheels. I looked at new cars last summer and...
If you don't know what a low residue diet is, you could have just asked...
I saw 2.08 on my way to work today. I'd like to see it under 2, but it won't benefit me because I filled up last week and a tank lasts me a month.
I forgot to mention that I am on a low residue diet. I think it might be playing a major part in this. Basically everything I eat has 0 fiber in it.
This wouldn't cause explosive shits, would it? I seem to go first thing in the AM but not much and then it's just little bits throughout the day...
I was going to do that actually. I figured since it worked for dogs, it should work for me.
Interesting. I love fall foliage. It's pretty much gone now.
Right. I almost rear-ended someone last winter because although I saw that traffic was slowed, I hadn't realized it had stopped and I hit the...
Sucks. I'm supposed to have diarrhea, not constipation. I hope to hell my bowels aren't obstructed again. :mad: Anyway, just venting. I'm off...
It was an illustration. I don't know where mine came from. It was prettier than that. Glass is glass for people who aren't into it.
It was one of the nastiest prisons in the country. All kinds of terrible shit went down in there and the air has this heaviness to it. Blah, I...
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