I can't wait to be done with college so I can move somewhere to buy a house. Maybe Barry can hook me up with a therapist job once I've got...
I saw it again! Its just as good the second time (on weed).
I dream of you lynching mia. . . with your tongue.
Lomo is who I miss.
Sleep has been dreamless for me . . . I know my mind is dreaming, I'm just no remembering them. Does it seem weird that one of the reasons...
Well, we thought you were ignoring us all . . .
Mia, you are such a pink cigarette.
Yay! I win! After years and years of strange looks and state run liquor stores that close at 7p! *victory dance* Man, if you think the...
What does a good mormon girl do when drugs and alcohol come to a party? She puts her clothes on and goes right home.
Oh, do YOU have experience with the LDS? I live in southern Utah dude, I've grown around them and a culture they get dominate. I'm getting a...
Just make sure they haven't over-sold their lines. That can be a major problem for DSL users. I have a friend who would get disconnected for five...
Here people say eXpecialy instead of especialy and warsh for wash. They also say borrow me instead of lend me, as in "Will you borrow me a pen."...
haha! Barry-love, now in Itching, dripping and herpes flavors!
There once was a man from Nantucket. . .
That's Kevin! He's in the movie ;)
The Yellow Bastard, The Hard Goodnight aaaaaand fuck, I lost the third
Ever heard of the different forms of intellegence? Its said that IQ measures logic and mathmatical understanding. The theory is that there are...
haha, I thought it was a vacuum.
They call that foreplay where Dwaine is from.
man, that never happened to me. . .
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