One of the reasons I don't like X-mas is the visitors. I feel like running away and staying in a pet friendly hotel with my dogs. Why is it that...
I want to see Billy Mays weep into his pillow at night because he is misunderstood.
Doesn't the Wii defeat the purpose of gaming? It's supposed to be about inactivity.
It's called bait and switch. Get used to it.
I like the idea. I would like to see Billy Mays really have to use all of the shit that he tries to push. I always mock him when he comes on...
I'd feel like a douche doing yoga. What kind of stretching? Something you made up or something you learned to do? Right now my chest, boobs...
Shit. I didn't start my period until a month before my 15th birthday. I thought that I was genetically male. I had seen a show about this girl who...
Eww.. yeah the Lions. Had an ex boyfriend like them. He had a stupid clock and trashcan and all that junk. Barf. Sorry Schmed. I like...
I have to tweeze my mustache, but I don't know one dark haired girl that doesn't. I have one black hair that grows on my chin. I look for it...
I was going to buy some of that. I am not limber enough for yoga. My extremities get stiff sitting in one position for more than 15 minutes. I...
It is a fact that plasma television screens are extremely delicate and fragile. They cannot survive if toys, remote controllers, or any hard...
I had my testosterone level checked a few years back and it was elevated. Not grossly... I think the cutoff was 70 and mine was 86. I didn't...
So yesterday I pigged out and got really nervous that I was going to have a bowel obstruction from it because I didn't chew everything well and I...
And never mix hydrocodone and klonopin. I did that accidentally and it messed me up in a bad way. I felt like hell and still had a migraine....
So I think the winner would be oxycodone (percocet) and I would take it with 12.5 mg of phenergan.
Advil will tear up your intestines if you keep taking it. I always get pain meds shoved at me. Probably because I don't like them. The last...
Well, your thighs needed a good waxing anyway. It was hard to get the wax off of the glass though.
I like to sing the little drummer boy song. I like the part about the ox and lamb keeping time because I picturing them tapping their hoofs and I...
I'm on the budget and it runs 67/mo all year. So I pay the same in the summer as the winter. I would end up paying close to 200/mo in the winter...
Merry Christmas, everyone. I'm not a fan of Christmas, but I like the decorations.
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