How did you get the nosebleed? I am proud of myself for having one that didn't have to be induced by Provera.
I'm like that about my face. I can look at myself in the mirror and think I look like shit and then I get a picture taken and I'm like, "Jesus...
Although it looks like something she would wear, (She's the kind of person that wears capris and tennis shoes) for some reason there was a receipt...
This is not food related unless you tell me what weird kind of stuff you eat after consuming this stuff.
Kids shouldn't have cell phones. Teenagers should only have them when they start driving and they should only be able to dial home or 911. This...
Well, TMZ had it "Eartha No Longer of This Eartha". Thought that was kinda disrespectful, but it is TMZ. I go there for the latest OD or rehab...
I don't care if women post here as long as they are funny.
What state are they? WI? And the fudge part wasn't funny. It was no pun intended... cheesy.
You couldn't pay me .99 a minute to watch Scrubs. Congrats on the Macbook. I have no idea what one is. I'm assuming it's a laptop that Apple...
I have been tossing the idea around. I haven't done it but I am interested. I have also thought about getting therapeutic massages, although they...
The fact that his Santa suit stuck to his body is pretty funny. He was one messed up person.
Get a little .22 pistol and get a concealed weapon permit. A .22 can fit nicely inside your clothes and it will do the job. You don't need a...
Maybe you are one of those sex addicts like David Duchovny?
Hmm... some clothes, some candles and body lotion, some makeup and other face stuff. Some jewlery (nothing fancy), and a pair of PJs that I love....
Yeah, BigLots sells some weird stuff. I have bought ABBA and Rusk hair products from there for super cheap. I buy Rusk from CVS. I assume it's...
I may have gotten some of that crap for X-mas one year when my parents were in Chicago. Mine says "Seacret from the DEAD SEA" and is made in...
Are they the ones that want to grab your hand and look at your nails? I remember walking through and some woman doing that to the guy in front of...
He's one of those people that I feel would have bad breath. Kinda like horseshit and eggs. I dunno why. I think it's because he reminds me a...
I must've jinxed you. I hate it when people just show up. I think it's rude. I won't do that to people. One of my friends gets pissed when he...
Fucking assholes. I can't believe this shit. Suing the dead people's families? How low can you be? That makes me so damn mad. on TMZ: The...
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