Adrenaline, I think. Maybe my thyroid is messed up? I think it might be hyperactive. I haven't had it checked lately. It usually runs close to...
Let's try this again: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGjN4lTZtYc&feature=PlayList&p=BE569CB7B7C72F05&playnext=1&index=39
That was really funny. If I raise my arms up, they look great, but when I am in a normal slouchy position I feel like I look like Ms Chokesondick....
True. Boobs shouldn't stick up when you are laying down. And you don't need to lose 200 fucking pounds, dummy. She was 5'9. She claimed her...
I don't like to waste a good buzz. :)
It got me through and then I came home, took a shower, did dishes, vacuumed, dusted and did laundry. The numbess is gone and my lower teeth...
Oh, me. I was trying to hook her and Lomo up earlier. Anna Nicole looked good like this: [img]
Ahh... that made me look like a fat girl. :) I should be fat but my illness keeps me thin. I think. Or something more serious is wrong with me....
Ohh... another Fugly hookup? Gas is pretty cute, BTW. ;)
Turds. :) Maybe my occupation should be fecal philosopher? Naw... get a bunch of cleveland steamer freaks.
Don't make it with the mayo like your mom says. Yuck. I want to make peanut butter fudge again. I have eaten two of these treats. I have two...
Yeah, at first I thought it was a gay joke. I kinda want to create one and name myself cougarface. See how many good looking guys were are...
Your kids are cute. I think if I had kids, they would be ugly so I'm glad I don't have any.
I don't think it's possible. Priapism is when a guys dick gets hard for hours and it's dangerous, I guess. I was just being sarcastic.
Okay, so I'm sucking on rice crispie treats and I'm okay. Messed up that my teeth were fine before and now they hurt.
I think it was nitrous. God, I love that movie.
You look good. You don't look fat, but you look kinda pissed in that first pic. I'm jealous of your eyebrows (I am an eyebrow freak). I like...
And I don't have anything. Ben and Jerry's icecream would be nice. Or even that fake vegan ice cream I like. Damn.
Can't find one.
I think fat babies are cute. Big fat bald babies are my favorites. The baby on Roseanne was cute. The baby she had later on the show. It was...
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