Dan's jizz looks like cottage cheese. It looks very similar to my chronic yeast infections but it's more yellow like cottage cheese at a picnic...
I just pissed in the snow and the neighbor threatened to call the police. Again.
and see if he can get me to squirt? Or should I just eat a bunch of refried beans and hot sauce and do it myself?
I just wiped my ass with Clorox Disinfecting wipes and not Cottonelle wipes. It's burning my warts and I think it singed my pubic hair!
Lomotil Modifying Contact or Ignore List.... ooohhh... I wait with abated breath!
I didn't get a request. Was the request to quit bothering you?
when you visit my page, you are supposed to leave a message and send me a friend request
It's hard to take pictures when my brothers ass is in your face. You tried. [img]
I only bag I had at your place was one of the tea variety...
What was in the RX bag? Valtrex?
I slept with this Dan guy at the kentucky derby. His package is small and he smelled like horse sweat and pickle juice. He kept trying to...
He reminds me of this guy I banged at a Ratt tribute band concert. When I met him he had a bloody nose and I got him a pad from the vending...
I passed out somewhere and woke up in a taxi going someplace. Then I went in someone's house for a little while and left on the arm of some guy...
I met my last boyfriend at Walmart. He was picking up some McGraw cologne and he accidentally sprayed me in the face. Maybe it was on purpose, I...
Good for you. The nurse just took mine and it was 109/65. My Newews Years resolution is to quit spreading venereal diseases.
I just pinched a loaf, butt I haven't wiped yet.
Everyone knows about tshirthell.
Neil Diamond kicked me in the head and spit in my face at one of his concerts. I smeared some of his stage make up while he was performing 'Black...
I think it quite possible that a man, named "Dubya" wake up one moring and find himself bleeding out on the filthy, lice infested, urine soaked...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Obsessive Compulsive: Because no one is going to fuck you when...
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