Okay.
She's not a Barbie. I AM THE BARBIE! :mad:
I love to be naked! I had to do community service for the local cemetery when I was 16 and got 'fired' for streaking.
You don't know shit. And its not me if that's what you are trying to imply. Enough heat and it'll stretch. But not too much heat, or you will...
I never had them off (unfortunately thanks to Lomo's ED).
I usually catch a bite at work. My sister comes in every morning and tries to drop my niece off to me, but my manager has threatened to fire me...
She looks totally boring. I kinda thought, "Fine, why don't you go ahead and suck a nasty fart out of my asshole" sounded like Dwaine, but that...
He should have shit in the beverage cart that was blocking his way. Delta sucks.
[img] Thought I'd go down to San Antonio for a little fun and gun shootin' and ended up passed out in the Target employee restroom. At least I...
I have one and it's "G" Rated Adult. [img]
I fucked a UPS and Fed Ex man. Not at the same time. The UPS guy said he liked to deliver things to the wrong houses on purpose if he didn't...
I've stayed in some really swanky places and they didn't even have a vibrating bed.
[img] Me and my sweet ass ride.
No anger.
No, they do it. Some of them get really nasty if you don't buy their meat.
BTW, I am TAKEN as of right now. [img]
PM from Phatboy: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey, where are you located at? Maybe you'd...
I'll save a piece of my birthday cake for ya, phatphuck. It's made with feces and white powdered doughnuts. Smells just like 'your boys'.
Wow. I just saw an episode of MASH he was in and he was a fucking gorgeous hunk of a man. Ironically, he played someone who was just diagnosed...
The poison control woman hung up on me! Are they allowed to do that? My next call is to Clorox.
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