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If I were in a big city and getting car jacked and had my chance to escape in a traffic jam and one of those fucking ninjas came flying past the...
I dated a guy that looked like that Backstreet boy. His features were more narrow, but similar. I used to like guys who had some chub on them,...
Look at your partner in disgust?
No.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KjpyHX7X-o
Smoke some opium.
Great. I can see it now. You're gonna be looking in store windows like this slut I know wanting to rob them for your next fix.
The penis one was the best.
I'm off to the store now, actually. LET'S GET PHYSICAL!!! [IMG]
Guess I should have been more specific. I'd fuck the guy on the far right and that fag in the middle.
Saw them on the Today show this morning. I decided I'd fuck two of them and punch the rest in the face, except for the one with the monkey mouth....
BRING IT ON (AGAIN)! I'll just come back, badder than ever. [IMG]
Yeah, I was doing a little of that. (Not throwing up) I was saying goodbye to my brown babies. I like to watch them until they are out of sight....
That's hilarious. Did you have the Footloose soundtrack too?
I always wanted to go to a store with a baby doll in a carriage and spank it in an isle for 'grabbing' at stuff. Just to get a reaction... in a...
That I had dyke sex with Britney Spears and her junk tasted so bad that I had to stop and go to the bathroom and wash out my mouth and she came...
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I think you need some lipstick.
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