So what is the next installment? Did you talk to the weirdo again?
I had a dream that Lomo tried to shove my entire body up his ass.
I know a plastic knob when I see one... and that penis is fake too.
I bought my nieces a couple of beanie babies (back when they were cool.. well, they were never cool to me, but I digress...) and those creepy...
Who needs lips?
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I have never had a zit or wrinkle in my life. I just can't stay very close to an oven or my skin will melt off.
Oh yeah, my pic. [IMG]
That was me and you guys should have stopped and talked. I like a guy in a Best Buy uniform.
Why don't you throw me a few and we'll name whatever comes out of my easybake, "BJ"? I can add one more to the mix. [img]
I'll tell ya what she does on the weekends: [IMG] She's a badass and you don't want to cross her. Once church is out, she goes loco and turns...
Skipper is telling you how it is, Cheeze. You gonna take that shit from her?
Oh, but nothing is wrong with her. We just keep her in it because we can.
I have a cousin in a wheelchair. [IMG]
If only it were that easy. I would love to be able to turn them off and shove them under the bed.
Oh here's some garbage. I hate this band: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP6lORmf1w8
Yeah, I have had that 'break my stride' song in my head too. I thought of you at CVS today, some woman was singing a really gay song and fuck if...
Damnit. I meant to quote Fernando.
So does this mean it's going to cost 49.99 for a small bag of popcorn now?
I don't like metrosexuals. I would like a nice fit construction worker guy who can fix shit but isn't a redneck. The problem is the guy you are...
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