Ahem! [img]
Nissan 240 XS... always liked those cars. Learned to drive a manual in one.
Bret Michaels's face has more plastic parts than mine. And his kids have white trash names. And in the youtube still, it looks like he's...
Serial killer came to mine: Don Layne Placey [IMG] You know what was full of that box? Heads. [IMG]
I lived with him. I shared a room with his daughter. He touched my boobs once. I was laying on the stairs drunk as fuck and he picked me up by...
Were in the cubs or boy scouts?
Bret Michaels falls on his ass. Watch him walk into the sign that drops down at the end. Hilarious....
I'd like to see the airbag go off in your face and smash your pointy fucking nose down, Nauseous. Go drink fingernail polish.
Pantera is gay. [img]
He's driving for me. [IMG]
Oh, boy another good ol' boy friend Texas. You on Lomo's friends list yet?
Whats to the right of your garage? You could make parking there, even do a carport like Joe suggested. My van will fit anywhere honey. I can...
I'm gonna thumb my whole fucking hand at it because my thumb cannot move independently. [IMG] Actually, this isn't my house. It's my aunt's...
My cousin thinks she's Cher. She sings that "If I Could Turn Back Time" song on karaoke night,but she is rockin' to the core. [IMG]
Eat poop.
Fuck you.
Lick nads.
Suck a butt.
I mean, you have a fucking saw in your head
The last time I was caught speeding, I pleaded with the cop not to give me a ticket. I think my winning smile did the trick. [IMG]
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